Neil Armstrong Steals Police Car

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		Neil Armstrong Steals Police Car May 13th, 2009 A 78 year old retired astronaut was walking down the sidewalk in his hometown of wherever he lives this morning when he saw an unattended police vehicle with its driver's side door open. Needless to say, he took this golden opportunity in a very weak hearbeat - He climbed into the cop car and proceeded to crash it into the nearest object he could find. The most uninteresting part of this story is that it was not the same Neil Armstrong that was employed by NASA. The elder was arrested immediately for not being a recognizable household name.
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